A Joke for You

Que pasa? Tengo un chiste para ustedes. (I have a joke for y'all). Que es la diferencia entre una pera y una novia de un misionero? (What's the difference between a pear and a missionary's girlfriend?)(Answer at the end)

This past week has been crazy. The schedule got all mixed up because of the Mission President's training. But Friday night we had a devotional by Jeffrey R. Holland. And it was amazing. There were 7 apostles there. L Tom Perry, D. Todd Christopherson, Quentin L. Cook, Jeffrey R. Holland, David A. Bednar, Dallin H. Oaks, and Neil A. Anderson. He talked to us about the importance of Spirit while we teach investigators. And then last night we had Gerald N. Lund from the 2nd quorum of the 70 come and talk to us. He talked to us about what to do and not to do when we're out of the MTC. After hearing that talk I cannot wait to get out of here. I'm pumped to go teach real people. Speaking of teaching, I taught the first lesson in Spanish yesterday. We made it last over 30 minutes which is pretty crazy. 1 month ago there's no way that I'd be able to say all that. Next week, I teach the other half of the first lesson. So we'll have to see how that turns out. Anyways, it's crazy I've been in here for 5 weeks already. Only 4 more. Sam.. Elder Johnson has the same meal period as me so I see him pretty much every meal. Almost half of our zone left for Argentina this week so it's really quiet now, and a lot of the people we talked to our gone. and the nuevos are really quiet and don't talk to us much.. So it's pretty much 3 districts that talk.

Repueste de chiste: Una pera es pera, pero una novia de un misionero no espera! (a pear is pear, but a missionary's girlfriend doesn't wait) (it's a pun... that only works in spanish. So if you tell it, do it in spanish.)